Dating: How To Ask Her Out By Location
Girls are complicated. Sex is complicated. Dating is complicated. It seems like everything that men need advice about is supremely complex. As the late, and great, Kurt Vonnegut would say, “so it goes.â€Â And so it does go, but that doesn’t excuse any poor advice—this specifically deals with dating—how to ask her out. You need […]
Better Sex: Time To Get Freaky
The wide, strange, and time old art of sex! Everyone wants better sex, more sex, and sex with more people. Damn! It’s been going on since the dawn of human civilization. It’s the past time of the world. If you’re reading this, then you’re perhaps looking for better sex. We tip our hat to you. […]
The Do’s and Don’t’s When Wearing Cologne
Cologne, and his good friend deodorant, are the reason many of us human beings exist in the first place. Like that one Old Spice commercial, ya know? It’s a masculine scent that can bring out the best in people. Spritz it up on a good night and it will work wonders for you. It’s good […]
Chronic Fatigue: A Few Easy Fixes
Everyone gets tired a little after two o’ clock. It’s natural. It happens. The whole world knows how that goes—the drowsy, tired, I-need-a-nap feeling. It’s enough to make your fall asleep at your desk. On the other hand, if you’re constantly tired and nearly dozing off you’ve probably got something more along the lines of […]
What Your Suit Says About You
Every man does wear suits. A man who doesn’t wear a suit is a boy. That’s a fact! Now there are dozens different types of suits, but each one says a different thing about you. Here’s a funny little list of what your duds say about your personality. Black Suit (Baggy): You bought this in […]
How To Last Longer
Here at Advise Men, we aren’t judging you. Why? Because we’ve been in your shoes before. Or in this case maybe we’ve been in your sheets? Uh, well we know that sounds kind of creepy, but you can catch our drift. You want to know how to last longer. Anyway, you’re here because you want […]
Beach Essentials for the Summer
Dude, it’s warm weather and it’s game on. Hitting the beach is the ONLY way to spend your summer months. Sun, women, bikinis, BBQs, bonfires, guitar music. Everybody loves it! Now, however, you do need to bring your beach essentials for this summer. There are a list of certain things that you absolutely must have […]
First Time Home Buyer Tips
Hey guy! Congratulations! You’re off to buy your very first house. No more paying rent at some crappy apartment, no more landlords, no more not making holes in the walls. We’re super glad for you. It’s an exciting time. Now that you’re on the market for houses, you probably want some tips for first time […]
Blind Date Advice: You Might Need To Just Get Trashed
Everybody’s got advice for going on blind dates—You know the ol’ bullshit like “be yourself†and “don’t eat like a stupid fat slobâ€. That’s not the kind of advice that men really need when they’re going on a blind date. They need practical blind date advice. Like some real world dating tips. The problem with […]
The Best Ways To Get Her Drunk
I don’t mean to pander to the male audience of this website, but if you’re reading an article on the best ways to get her drunk, you might possibly have some ulterior motives. This is the twenty-first century and we’re all modern people here so I’m going to offer you the benefit of the doubt. […]
Marriage Proposal Tips: Are You Traditional Or Outside The Box?
Congratulations! Or maybe we should hold off on the congratulating until you’ve gotten an answer back? In any case, we applaud your bravery in jumping into one of the oldest and most respected institutions of all time! May your marriage be a lot more Mel Brooks/Anne Bancroft than Kris Humphries/Kim Kardashian. But what we’re dealing […]
Spring Fashion Preview
Finally, spring has shown its shining face. Winter has finally waned and the green of the grass will start to pop out beneath melting snow. Finally. The best part of spring is that you can shed a few layers of winter clothing and show off some of your new spring fashion. It’s a good time […]
An Ode to One Night Stands
Depraved, manly men (like myself) know the joy and simple pleasure of a one night stand. Women, like anything, are probably best in small doses. One night stands are not for the faint of heart, but for those who appreciate their sheer physical, singular beauty, they are the cream of the sexual crop. If you’re […]
Five Tips for Dating a Married Woman
Listen. We’re not here to judge you; we’re here to give you advice. We totally understand where you’re coming from here—you’re interested in a woman who’s legally tied to another man. Worse things have happened. The danger and excitement of an affair are a potent high that men everywhere hunt out. Still, you might be […]
The Walk Of Shame: That Dreaded 20 Minutes
For the sexually active men of the world, this is one of the upsides and downsides of a productive night, depending on how you look at it. The dreaded walk of shame can make you feel like a million bucks if the night went well, but if it turned out poorly, for whatever reason, it […]
The Best Sex Toys: They Aren’t Just For Chicks
Men and sex toys don’t always go hand in hand. The run of the mill average Joe doesn’t care much for anything fancy because normal sex works just fine. I’m here to tell you that you’re probably missing out on some crazy fun. Sex toys can spice up your sex life beyond what you’ve ever […]
3 Things You Should Know About Detroit
Detroit gets a miserable rap in the press—ranging from mean comments and snide remarks to sheer pity and sympathy from people living in other, financially prosperous sections of the state and country. I think generally people outside the area are just undereducated about the city. It’s got a lot more than meets the eye, and […]
Women and Job Interviews: They Usually Kick Men’s Asses
We need women, we need job interviews, and to some degree we require both of them in different combinations. Sometimes we are interviewed by women for jobs. Sometimes we are competing against women for jobs. Whether you’re trying to convince a woman to hire you, or are competing against a woman for a job at […]
How To Talk To Any Woman
Maybe you’re a little reticent about chatting with the ladies. Maybe you want to just make friends, or maybe you want to date somebody. Either way, you need the tools to talk to any woman. By all means it’s difficult. Some guys make it look really easy. Thankfully it isn’t necessarily a born skill, but […]
How To End Fatigue: Your 5 Step Guide
Everybody’s tired all the time. It’s just a fact of life. Men understand what I mean—worn, beat, battered by the day, we all need to take a few steps to end the endless ache. When the afternoon starts to stretch on forever, you have to combat the sleepiness with some serious tactics. This is how […]