Raunchy Drink Recipes: Demand a Wild Ride

Having a get together with beer and wine is okay but why not spice up the night with some raunchy drink recipes. Send out an invite advertising a party featuring only these sexed up libations. They will excite the brain cells and have ‘em all laughing each time they order. It will surely be a party for the books, so go get the ingredients, throw clean sheets on the bed, get a few sleeves of prime prophylactics and set up the bar.

Open Says Me

1 oz Tequila
1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
1 oz rum

Simply mix this one in a glass and after she downs two she’ll let you put a leash on her pussy so you can walk it into your bedroom.

Sex on My Face

1/2 oz Canadian whisky
1/2 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz peach liqueur
1/2 oz banana liqueur
1 splash cranberry juice
1 splash pineapple juice
1 splash orange juice

Shake vigorously and have handed to the hottest babe in the room. Make sure she knows who sent it and what it is called. Who knows, she just may straddle your pie hole before the night is through.

Blue Balls

1 oz raspberry vodka
1 oz coconut rum
1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur

Add one after the other into a shaker and jump start with three or four quick vibrations, pour two shots, place by your crotch and ask a kind woman for some help.

Screaming Orgasm

1 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz Irish cream
1/2 oz coffee liqueur

Send each one over ice and gently stir. Do not use cheap vodka here as it will curdle the Irish cream and before you have a chance to give her a screaming orgasm you’ll be handing her a yeast infection in a glass.

The Blow Job

1/2 oz anisette
1/2 oz Irish cream

Pour the anisette first then top with the Irish cream and give to her as a hint.

Ass

1 oz vodka
1 splash Sour Apple Pucker schnapps

This is a shot glass of vodka with a splash of schnapps to create a burn and pucker reaction. Get it?

Suck, Bang & Blow!

1 oz orange flavored gin
1 oz peppermint liqueur
2 oz cinnamon schnapps
1 oz Yager
3 oz gold tequila
1 oz vodka
1 oz Citron vodka
1 oz triple sec
1 peeled, whole lime
5 oz strawberry daiquiri mix
2 cups cranberry juice
1 cup sugar

Blend it with ice and pour the froth in a fat glass. Throw in a straw and watch her eyes glaze over in no time. Then tell her the name and she just might.

Slippery Bald Beaver

1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps
1 oz Irish cream
1/2 oz strawberry puree

Shake on ice and ask if anyone is interested in proving their clean, sheen for a free glass.

These raunchy drink recipes are just what you need to get the party wet and wild. Once all have had their share, sex will saturate the air.

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About the author: Matt Tomas

As a writer Matt enjoys tackling many subjects with impeccable research and creative humor. He also works as a Professional Actor, Licensed Massage Therapist, Licensed Process Server and Professional Drummer.


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