What Makes You Horny?

What makes you horny? Many factors weigh in regarding likes and dislikes including weather, temperature, smell, texture, childhood and more. Investigating these unique ‘triggers’ could open up a whole new world of uninhibited sexual encounters.

Rain

If you do not need to hunt down some prime tail on a rainy day you may be in luck. Obviously, most people stay inside during outside showers and if those people are a couple the chances are high that the horizontal dance will take place. Barring annoying children or other stressful factors the rain can really drive up the horniness meter. According to a Trojan’s Degree of Pleasure study, 83% of people are more likely to have sex on a rainy day. So once those clouds open up see if she will too.

Pie and Flowers

Yup, many of us watched Jason Biggs pump it into a warm apple pie in the movie American Pie. As tasty as that may sound to all you perverts it was a study out of Chicago’s Smell and Taste Research Center that found the number one scent that increased men’s penile blood flow was a combination of pumpkin pie and lavender. Second and third place out of 24 odors administered were vanilla and rhubarb pie. All the more reason to feed your date a slither of both, with vanilla ice cream on top followed by a gift of lavender soap or perfume. Then get smellin’.

Childhood

So many intricacies of childhood factor into overt or hidden sexual desires. Here are a few that may get your boat floating:

• Spanking (hand, belt, paddle, wooden spoon).

• Spying (watching family members, neighbors or others getting undressed).

• Female Clothes – dressing up in your mom or sister’s clothes and/or underwear.

• Feet – You associate them with the safety and sensuality of childhood.

Fear

It does not seem to connect but a University of British Columbia study found that fear makes men super horny. They set up two scenarios where men were met on an outdoor bridge by a sexy female researcher to fill out a survey. One bridge was sturdy while the other was a shaky suspension design with a 230 foot drop. The men on the shaky bridge provided more sexual answers and were five times more likely to call the woman after the survey.

Red Alert

The Journal of Personality and Social Psychology concluded from a 2008 study that men were attracted to the color red. Pictures of women in red dresses scored high as the same women in pictures of different color dresses were passed over.

Economy

You would think you’d be too depressed to have sex if you lost your job but a University of Kansas study found that a “stagnant economy could make our ancestral instincts kick in.” Perpetuate the race and fuck to forget your woes so to speak.

What makes you horny is your little secret. Hopefully you will or have found someone to share your fire starter desires with.

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