Breastfeeding: Public Displays and Toddler Sucklers
At first, it kind of looks crazy when a hot mom whips out her tit and attaches her baby to it. If you look around you will see many different reactions. Some men will attempt an inconspicuous glance, certain women will look lovingly at the slurping little fucker and others may gaze, horrified at such a display of indecent exposure (and then go home and watch re-runs of Tony Soprano strangling people). Either way, breastfeeding in public continues to take a natural act and stir up some controversy.
Crystal Scott is a military mom and spouse who recently launched an ad campaign encouraging mom’s to breastfeed regardless of career. This is all well and good as most everyone knows that breast milk is the optimal food of choice for a newborn, however the ad showed two hot military moms getting suckled while in uniform. One mom in the photo has both breasts being worked on by twins. Some men may sport wood over the photo but others do not display such erectile support. “A lot of people are saying it’s a disgrace to the uniform. They’re comparing it to urinating and defecating [while in uniform],” said Crystal Scott. A retired Marine Corp. captain who wished to remain anonymous stated: “We are warfighting professionals. Women before us have worked too hard to earn and retain the respect of their male peers. I don’t want my Marines to look at me any other way than as a Marine.”
Time Magazine’s ‘MILF Breastfeeds Toddler’ Cover
Time magazine recently unveiled a cover photo showing a mature looking almost four-year old standing on a stool going at it on his smoking hot 26yr old mom’s funbag. It is a picture that can look way more disturbing than a newborn getting some titty. The cover story revolves around four women that subscribe to what they call ‘attachment parenting’, coined by the renowned pediatrician Dr. William Sears which is the practice of connecting the parent and child through extended breastfeeding, co-sleeping and “baby wearing” (carrying the kid around in a sling). Interestingly, the woman in the photo was breastfed until she was six. Her mother comments, “I did it because it felt natural to take care of her when her needs were needed to be met…It worked for our family… She grew up very, very secure.”
Now that the booby is out of the bag there are a few celebrities advocating breastfeeding their older offspring. Singer Alanis Morrisette commented that she would breastfeed her son until he wants to stop (little does she know that he will be trying the rest of his life!). Actress Mayim Bialik who stars in the T.V. program Blossom and The Big Bang Theory, still breastfeeds her three year old son and criticized the Time magazine cover as pitting women against one another regarding the rights and wrongs of motherhood.
Breastfeeding has become front and center in the ongoing debate of proper parenting. You decide whether you are offended, supportive or secretly turned-on.
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As a writer Matt enjoys tackling many subjects with impeccable research and creative humor. He also works as a Professional Actor, Licensed Massage Therapist, Licensed Process Server and Professional Drummer.