How To Get Laid

Arguably, the most important part of life is sex.  If that isn’t true, then it is definitely the best part of life.  Everyone is always out chasing sex.  The problem is definitely that getting laid isn’t always the easiest thing in the world.  How to get laid?  Good question.  Everyone’s got their own tactics and everyone has their own style.  Stick to these few tips and add your own flare and maybe you’ll get lucky.

1) Look Good—Nobody wants to sleep with someone who doesn’t look good, unless of course they’re funny.  In any case, you won’t be smashing any attractive women if you look like dog shit.  Put on a blazer or some nice pants, try to tame your weird bed head, and get your game on!

2) Smell Better—If your looks fail you, make sure you smell fantastic.  Nothing brings a woman to her knees like a good musky man smell.  Personally, Old Spice might be the way to go for deodorant.  Cologne, that’s your department to decide.  Pick something and make sure you stick to it, but don’t overdo it.

3) Have Some Swag—Confidence and personal flare are key.  Without looking like a douchebag, try to work on your physical attitude.  Don’t slump around like a bum, push your chest out and show you’ve got some pride.  It goes a long way with the ladies.

4) Spit Some Game—Talking your way into bed is the old trick of the trade.  Look some ladies in the eyes, be honest and sincere, use your man swag and talk them up into a little frenzy.  Smooth talking is a skill that comes with practice and the best way to do it is to go out for some drinks and work it up.

5) Seal the Deal—When it gets to last call, you have to work top game to close off whatever you’ve got going on.  She’s got what you want—don’t be pushy, or weird, but give her the signals!  Make yourself clear without being too obvious.

When you’re done reading this article, go out, hit the bar, and get yourself laid!  Make it happen and you’ll thank yourself.  The more you do it, the better you get, and the more you get laid.  How to get yourself laid? Trial and error mostly.  Just give it a shot, the worst that can happen is that you’ll end up alone, and there’s an answer for that too.


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